I just got this great article sent to me, written by Heidi King, Editor of View Magazines and it’s all about meeeeeeeee!! *jumps up and down and whoops!!*
And because I am flaunting my publicity anyway – here’s the October edition of Prima Magazine for your perusal too. This article is about my gorgeous gran Betty – R.I.P.
And also look out (or not – depending how inclined you are towards my flagrant media whoring) for the December issue of Prima Baby because there is another article in there about coping sans hubby at Christmas, which fortunately this year I won’t be doing. This is a huge relief to me as Hagar is chief present wrapper in our house because I am shockingly bad it. (Obviously, I am deeply relieved that he won’t be getting shot at too!) So bad, and not on purpose, even when I really try, it still comes out utter pants. Hagar, actually, can’t bear to watch me do it, and has to take over. *As I skip gleefully out of the room* Not really, I still have to do it. It’s more Russian Roulette over who gets the Hagar nicely, tightly wrapped pressies and who gets the AMMM shambolic, heavily taped, wrinkly wrapped ones.
Don’t forget to send in your answer to the Toys R Us Carnival because I am giving away over £50 worth of toys. I have decided as well that I am going to be giving away the ‘Scaletric Grand Prix’ in December so stay tuned. The best way to keep abreast of stuff on my blog is to subscribe.
(Although, I promise I won’t get the girls out – those days are long gone and it’s not a coincidence that they stopped coming out shortly after I stopped breast feeding.)
Look at you! No wonder we fail to meet up all the time for our TfL adventure. You are far too much in demand!
LCM x
ahem….sorry, have we met. Appointments only through my management team from now on…..My manager is a Maine Coon, called Pippin, he answers when you shake the dried food. He’s not very good at taking messages as the pen slips through his paws! Sista – we will succeed in our cause!!
Lookit you. You’re all professional and getting paychecks and everything!
Seriously – good for you. Well bloody done and big congratulations!
Thanks chum. I shan’t be retiring anytime soon – that’s for sure.
Well, they certainly never had pads wives like you in my day ! Well done Clare. XX
Tee hee!! Thanks lady xx
flippin ‘eck you’re gonna be getting to big for like of us soon, eh? Well done lady, you are clearly working very hard. xx
Never!!! As I said on Facef*ck already! You can take the girl out of the gutter but you can’t take the gutter out of the girl. 🙂
I am humbled in the presence of such a superstar. Will you still talk to me now you’re all famous?
Good stuff m’lady. x
Now that I am scaling the dizzy heights of local media – I have to choose my friends very carefully you know!! As you are one crazy ass one hot mama I can’t wait for us to go boozing together – damn we need to fix that up!!
Wooooooooot!!!! Dangit girl!! You got it goin’ in. Hey, where are you going? Don’t pretend you don’t know me! Come back! Don’t you want this matching BFF rhinestone bracelet I’ve got for you?
Mentalist!! Love that bracelet – I am staying right here lady!!
Woo you go girl! So pleased for you! Soon you will only be wearing Prada underpants and having your highlights done by Nicky Clarke
That would be nice but I think I might have to go a snipsy bit beyond a free Hampshire Magazine that is handed out in Waitrose, Waterstones and few other retailers. Marie Claire here I come – that is my nirvana!
How cool is that? A real rock star now, well done! : )
Well done you! You won’t be able to get out of the house cos of all the paps soon.
That’s awesome!!!! Congratulations!
Glad Hagar will be home for Christmas this year! It is so much easier to have someone to help play Santa isn’t it?
Yes – and wrapping pressies, cooking, filling my glass up with booze and holding grapes above my head while I languish on the sofa!! Is your OH at home? x