The Menace is 2 years old so I haven’t been exposed to Bieber Fever first hand from a screaming tween. Mrs Bowes-Lyon’s 8 year old is all over him like a cheap suit so I knew he existed. I happened upon him on The Graham Norton Show this week. I was just scrolling through Sky, heading to my nightly ritual of Two and a Half Men on Comedy Central and for no reason whatsoever, started watching the Graham Norton Show. I think it was because Miranda was on it and I am quite interested in her success because she is a very tall, manly, non-aphrodite women who is about to hit the big time with her sitcom.
Jack Black was on it too – he’s kind of fit in a chunky but funky kinda way. Anyway, on came the Bieber – he was fairly, and expectedly, precocious but I can forgive him that because who wouldn’t have a stellar ego, with the monumental success he has achieved at such tender years. But I couldn’t take my eyes off his hair!!
Part of me wanted to dive into the TV screen and then do a stealth ninja attack so that I could just ruffle it up! Can you imagine if you could do that? Do you think he would be pissed off if old birds like me kept coming up to him and ran our hands through his hair to sort his awful style out. My Home Girl Friday, who helps me out, said that ‘it’s the fashion for teens’. You know what, I am all for a bit fashion. When I was younger, I quite fancied Davy Jones from The Monkees, who also had a terrible barnet!
It’s just a bit disappointing because I can’t have an Old Lady Crush on Beiber, I am afraid. I am willing to share with you what’s getting this Old Bag hot in a wrong kind of rubbing my knees ‘Young Man – kind of way’
(Check out this You Tube – to see the masters of ‘Young Man’ at work. That will be me one day – I know it!)
Today’s Friday Eye Candy is:
Starting young and working up!
And just to make you smile this is one of my favourite You Tube clips, by Sarah Silverman, who is just singing all my dreams. 😉
Have a good weekend y’all.